A synth fanatic, The Little Buzzard loads into gigs with a rig usually five to six times his body weight. When he isn’t making terrible music with Allepakcok, he’s definitely doing something else that’s for sure equally as terrible if not worse.

Guitarist, vocalist, producer, amateur acrobat, fake jazz musician, consumer of eggs. Weighing in at 323lbs at 4 feet and 13 inches tall.

Known for his impeccable guitar, bass, pedal steel and vocal harmony chops, as well as his taste for cheese and joyous laughter.

Born to a mouse mother and a rat father, Josh is the proud father of 17 mice and 18 grand-mice children. Master of all 4 instruments, and burdened with the curse of playing drums for the worst band in the world.

Josh has played in over 100 bands, but not come close to the dumpster fire that is Allepakcok. A frequent featured player on both drums and bass, Josh has a musical versatility built upon his background of gaming, freestyle wrestling, and double blind bird watching.

Jeremy is a Baritone sax legend by day, dragon-slayer by night. Classically trained and academically disdained, you can find Jeremy blasting notes, battling mythical beasts, or dehydrating fruit at home. Jeremy uses his powers to change the world.