Allepakcok is the best worst band you’ve never heard

“Austin’s greatest mistake”

“THE COMIC SANS OF MUSIC”

-Mysterious Super-Fan

THE BAND

  • A person wearing round black sunglasses and a zebra-print beanie is singing into a microphone on stage. They are wearing a white t-shirt with a black graphic of a bear and a chain necklace. The stage background is dark.

    JACKSON BROOKS

    A synth fanatic, The Little Buzzard loads into gigs with a rig usually five to six times his body weight. When he isn’t making terrible music with Allepakcok, he’s definitely doing something else that’s for sure equally as terrible if not worse.

  • A man wearing sunglasses, a red headscarf, and a purple jacket singing into a microphone with a guitar strap over his shoulder, standing in front of a blue patterned background.

    TRE PHAM

    Guitarist, vocalist, producer, amateur acrobat, fake jazz musician, consumer of eggs. Weighing in at 323lbs at 4 feet and 13 inches tall.

  • A man with long hair and a beard passionately singing into a microphone while playing an electric guitar, illuminated by blue and purple stage lights.

    LEE CHAVEZ

    Known for his impeccable guitar, bass, pedal steel and vocal harmony chops, as well as his taste for cheese and joyous laughter.

  • Two musicians playing drums and guitar outside at night, viewed through a large window. The drummer is smiling and wearing a gray hoodie and a black cap, while the guitarist, in a blue shirt, is looking away. The scene is illuminated by indoor lights and some outdoor darkness.

    JOSH GARCIA

    Born to a mouse mother and a rat father, Josh is the proud father of 17 mice and 18 grand-mice children. Master of all 4 instruments, and burdened with the curse of playing drums for the worst band in the world.

  • A person wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat playing an electric guitar on a dark stage with a microphone in front of them.

    JOSH KENNEDY

    Josh has played in over 100 bands, but not come close to the dumpster fire that is Allepakcok. A frequent featured player on both drums and bass, Josh has a musical versatility built upon his background of gaming, freestyle wrestling, and double blind bird watching.

  • A person is playing a saxophone, wearing a leopard print hat, sunglasses, and a brown coat with a furry collar, against a dark background.

    JEREMY HOWELL

    Jeremy is a Baritone sax legend by day, dragon-slayer by night. Classically trained and academically disdained, you can find Jeremy blasting notes, battling mythical beasts, or dehydrating fruit at home. Jeremy uses his powers to change the world.